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The JamesWeb Space Telescope
14/10/2021 12:59 AM
When I'm not busy making new and thrilling Flash content which I constantly am, I'd have to say my second greatest passion is telescopes. You can see anything through them if you look hard enough, which I assume is why NASA have chosen my humble website as the name for their new space telescope.

I'm not entirely sure how that thing is even a telescope it doesn't have a tube, but if they're sending Bobby's House into space and beaming it at Mars or whatever then who cares. Let's just hope Flash doesn't have any more massive security flaws because I assume once something's in space you can't update Flash on it.

See you in space!

 
JamesWeb is saved!
17/11/2020 9:14 PM
I'm sure you're aware at the end of 2020, Flash is disappearing from our lives. And as a loyal JamesWeb fan, I'm sure you've had many sleepless nights wondering what will become of your favourite JamesWeb content...

Well worry no more! I've implemented the JamesWebulator - a Flash emulator created by the good people at Ruffle to keep JamesWeb's content alive! And what's more, it can now be viewed on mobile devices too! What a concept!

"But JamesWeb looks shit on mobile devices" I hear you say - OR DOES IT?? JamesWeb's legendary 2005 table-based code has been re-written from the ground up using divs and suchlike to seamlessly transition between desktop and mobile views. I can't believe it works either!

JamesWeb is a precious resource which must be protected at all cost, and with the JamesWebulator and new mobile site, the treasures are protected for years to come.

BUT DO NOTE: the JamesWebulator isn't perfect and is being updated all the time. If any content doesn't run properly, you can still switch back to the classic Flash view. FOR NOW.

 
NEW GACH
28/10/2015 1:02 AM
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